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longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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  • Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4
  • ayekeyshonchilling:

    jackwhitevevo:

    once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said β€œi’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

    πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ fucking genius

    ch4ndra:

    "Men don’t like it when women wear …" who cares? who cares? who the fuck cares?